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shavingryansprivates:

i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

or a date with miranda cosgrove

(via hylian-sword)

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→ When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

thewalkingdeadwes:

pallidmoon:

God bless drag queens.

God bless the drag queens

this post. fuck yeah.

(Source: b-random, via vannizzle)

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Mom:It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me:*starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*

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→ Reblog if you’re 11-17 years old :)
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sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

(via majorastampon)

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Most of tumblr:EEEEEEEEEEEE LOKI LET ME BE YOUR GOD
Me:EEEEEEEEEE TAHNO I WANT YOUR PRIVATE LESSONS

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..speaking of which, last night I stayed up late reading Tah(n)orra smut.

 

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So, my friend (elementalsheep) is doing this thing where you give him two names, and he’ll write a story about them. Being as obsessed as I am, I have him Korra and Tahno. I present you now, with his story. (I screamed an omfg I just love them so much ;______;)

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